Funny Would You Rather Questions for Couples

Would you rather share one toothbrush or share one pillow?

Would you rather matching outfits every day or matching haircuts?

Would you rather stuck in an elevator for 12 hours or stuck on a road trip for 12 hours?

Would you rather swap phones for a week or swap wardrobes for a week?

Would you rather they become a chef who experiments on you or they become a singer who practices loudly?

Would you rather sing everything you say for a day or rap everything you say for a day?

Would you rather learn to speak in pig latin fluently or learn to communicate only in meme references?

Would you rather recalculating every time you argue or in 500 feet, apologize for what you said?

Would you rather pizza every meal for a month or pasta every meal for a month?

Would you rather a cat with your partner's personality or a dog with your partner's personality?

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or fight 1 horse-sized duck?

Would you rather partner becomes your boss at work or partner becomes your personal trainer?

Would you rather only watch their favorite show or only listen to their favorite music?

Would you rather narrate everything you think or have your partner narrate your actions?

Would you rather let your partner cut your hair or let your partner choose your clothes forever?

Would you rather you sound like a dolphin when laughing or you sneeze like a squeaky toy?

Would you rather only speak in romantic movie quotes or only speak in comedy movie quotes?

Would you rather wear each other's shoes literally or wear each other's underwear literally?

Would you rather catch a fish bare-handed for dinner or catch a chicken bare-handed for dinner?

Would you rather your partner snores like a chainsaw or your partner sleepwalks and cooks?

Would you rather always receive weird gag gifts or always receive socks and underwear?

Would you rather your entrance theme plays always or a laugh track plays after you talk?

Would you rather only eat beige colored foods or only eat green colored foods?

Would you rather mirror every move your partner makes or finish each other's sentences always?

Would you rather expressive dancing eyebrows or involuntary jazz hands when excited?

Would you rather swarm of aggressive butterflies or swarm of singing mosquitoes?

Would you rather express love only through puns or express love only through dad jokes?

Would you rather sarcastic gps narrates arguments or cheerful gps narrates romantic moments?

Would you rather swap voices with your partner or swap laughs with your partner?

Would you rather parrot that repeats everything they say or dog that does everything they do?

Would you rather wake up as your partner's gender or wake up as a cartoon character?

Would you rather share every bath together or share every shower together?

Would you rather every call is on speakerphone or every text is read aloud?

Would you rather can't whisper, everything is loud or can't speak normally, only in asmr?

Would you rather you see each other with dog filters or you see each other as babies?

Would you rather dance to say i love you or tap dance to say thank you?

Would you rather handcuffed to each other for 7 days or siamese twins for 7 days?

Would you rather watch infomercials forever or watch only the news forever?

Would you rather your laugh sounds like a donkey or your sneeze sounds like a whistle?

Would you rather eat exactly what your partner eats or drink exactly what your partner drinks?

Would you rather one person giggles, both giggle or one person yawns, both yawn forever?

Would you rather speak only in trending hashtags or speak only in emojis?

Would you rather your most embarrassing video goes viral or your partner's most embarrassing goes viral?

Would you rather eat like a caveman with face in bowl or eat with only chopsticks forever?

Would you rather glitter explosion when you enter rooms or confetti cannon follows you everywhere?

Would you rather voice sounds like a clown horn or voice sounds like a kazoo?

Would you rather wear 80s fashion forever or wear 70s fashion forever?

Would you rather speak in third person always or speak only in questions?

Would you rather partner is your life coach or partner is your motivational speaker?

Would you rather allergic to their perfume/cologne or allergic to their cooking?

Would you rather argue only with hand puppets or argue only through interpretive dance?

Would you rather watch each other's baby videos or watch each other's awkward teen videos?

Would you rather turn into a cat every night or turn into a dog every morning?

Would you rather hourly selfies together or hourly videos of what you're doing?

Would you rather interpretive dance for communication or charades for communication?

Would you rather hyena laugh when something is funny or seal clap when you're excited?

Would you rather wake up with morgan freeman's voice or wake up with a baby's voice?

Would you rather partner narrates your directions or partner narrates your life choices?

Would you rather only whisper sweet nothings or only shout compliments loudly?

Would you rather matching underwear sets for life or matching socks for life?

Would you rather both have the same dream or both have connected dreams?

Would you rather use cheesy pick-up lines forever or use terrible flirting techniques forever?

Would you rather buzz when a bad joke is told or applause sign lights up for good ones?

Would you rather song lyrics from the 80s only or song lyrics from current hits only?

Would you rather sassy parrot that judges everything or sassy cat that gives attitude?

Would you rather get lost every time you drive or get lost every time you walk?

Would you rather wear a cone hat everywhere or wear a propeller hat everywhere?

Would you rather bedhead hair that won't comb or constant static electricity hair?

Would you rather all dates happen in your living room or all dates happen in your kitchen?

Would you rather thoughts appear above your head or thoughts are narrated aloud?

Would you rather mariachi band follows you or bagpipe player follows you?

Would you rather breakfast foods for every meal or dessert foods for every meal?

Would you rather sitcom with a laugh track or reality show with dramatic music?

Would you rather can't recognize your partner's face or can't recognize your own face?

Would you rather use 90s slang all the time or use 1920s slang all the time?

Would you rather static shock every time you touch or squeaky sound when you hug?

Would you rather talk only while doing handstands or talk only while hanging upside down?

Would you rather always in a romantic montage or always in a comedic montage?

Would you rather wake up as your 10-year-old self or wake up as your 80-year-old self?

Would you rather groucho glasses everywhere or clown nose everywhere?

Would you rather skip everywhere you go or hop everywhere you go?

Would you rather boing sound when you walk or slide whistle when you move?

Would you rather exaggerated wink for romance or thumbs up for affection?

Would you rather witch cackle laugh or goblin giggle laugh?

Would you rather candlelight dinners always or flashlight picnics always?

Would you rather tell every dream in detail or act out every dream dramatically?

Would you rather applaud after every kiss or bow after every hug?

Would you rather movie sound effects for talking or video game sound effects for talking?

Would you rather epic movie theme follows you or circus music follows you?

Would you rather permanent zoom date or permanent phone call date?

Would you rather emoji-only love letters or gif-only love letters?

Would you rather disaster cooking show together or competitive baking show against each other?

Would you rather daily tiktok dance challenge or daily instagram reel challenge?

Would you rather speak only in rhymes or speak only in haikus?

Would you rather new random accent daily or one fixed ridiculous accent?

Would you rather live in a giant ball pit or live in a giant pillow fort?

Would you rather baby shark on repeat forever or the macarena on repeat forever?

Would you rather high five after talking or fist bump after every meal?

Would you rather walk backwards everywhere or crab walk everywhere?

Would you rather pinky promise for every promise or secret handshake for every greeting?